Wonderland

DANGEROUS THINGS

• matches
• golf balls moving at high speed
• cars driven by idiots
• cars driven by very sensible people swerving to avoid cars driven by idiots
• cars driven by policemen chasing cars driven by idiots
• policemen generally;they are dangerous
• very heavy weights suspended above your head by a piece of cotton
• microwave ovens that sing to you 'come put ur head inside and turn me on'
• doors marked W.C that just have a huge drop on the other side
• scissors that move of the own accord. And attempt to cut your genitals off- if you are male that is, as everybody should be.